The National Rifle Association finally won a well-deserved battle with the Supreme Court for us gun-rights patriots who only want to protect ourselves and maybe shoot something suspicious-looking now and then.
If all goes well in our state court, Hawaii will allow my wife to pack a six-shooter in her wild bikini and be safe at the beach. This way, she can load and lock in case somebody knocks over one of her beer cans in the sand.
For me, I will get a tripod mounted to my longboard so I can set up one of my AK-47s when surfing, just in case another surfer cuts me off or bad-mouths my style.
Jim Killett
Lahaina